A few things I’ve learned about being a parent in my 3 months of being a parent:
-You will never have a hot meal again.
-Sleeping more than 5 consecutive hours is a treat you may never know again.
-You will always be covered in some sort of bodily fluid.
-Time is a flat circle.
-Childcare is prohibitively expensive. How does anyone do it?
-Makeup? What’s that.
-Shower? Lolol.
-You’ll love that baby more than you’ve ever loved anything, and yes, your baby is the cutest baby around.
This Is Temporary 